Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. πŸ«₯ His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. βš”οΈ A princess he desires is all like nah bro. πŸ‘‘ And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. πŸ–• A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings. 🫡